Dear Amanda:
As you are painfully aware, your life as you knew it prior to August 2007 is no longer. You now travel for business nearly every week and you have developed ulcers from stress and anxiety. You've become a workaholic against your will and it is eating away at your soul. Your sense of humor, wit and creativity has been squelched to essentially nothing. Satisfactory maintenance of relationships with family and friends is a distant memory.
We realize that you aren't sure if all of your hard work is appreciated or noticed and we prefer it that way.
Sincerely,
Your New Job